Spit up by a whale onto the island of Puerto Rico, Jorge was raised in the dirty, dirty South where he grew up playing in the woods, dominating on NES Tecmo Bowl, and pretending his bike was an F-14 Tomcat. He only answered to the name "Maverick" and all his sidekicks were named "Goose." They all died as a result. After a stint in the military and running a business, he now writes about himself in the third person and has a Land Cruiser he hopes will one day take him to far off exotic places in the first person.